Hawkeye, get out of this tree. You’ve been here all day.


A wild Clint Barton in his natural habitat


I’m too heavy, you say? What is that supposed to mean? I am attractively fit, thank you very much.


I order you to release me!


>Examine nest

There appears to be something stuck in your nest. It is disregarded. Whatever is there belongs there now.


A man stands in his nest. It just so happens that today, the 24th of August, is just a regular old Friday. Though it was a few years ago he was given a cool name, it is only today he will be given a nest!

What will this man now do?
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Why are we doing this again? I most certainly did not enjoy it the first time.


I am never drinking with you again! And for the last time, I am not a rollercoaster, you do not need to put your hands up and scream every time I turn!


I will update in the evening

I promise!

We have a new action figure too, so you can look forward to that. 


(sorry for the useless text post but holy shit I did not notice that maverikloki, my favorite frostiron writer and just one of my favorite people reblogged something from this blog. that’s it everyone, a quality and amazing person reblogged something of mine. i can die happy now holy shit)